April 2012
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gandalf: hey i just met you.
gandalf: and this is crazy.
gandalf: but i am looking for someone to share in an adventure and i told some dwarves that you're a great burglar and they can count on you to be a perfect 14th companion on their quest to travel across miles of dangerous land and through goblin caverns and a forest full of giant spiders all so they can maybe kind of come up with some way to kill an enormous dragon and reclaim a load treasure lost a really long time ago.
gandalf: so join me maybe.
Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
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You know who I love?
funnybro:
Julie Andrews.
Julie, Fucking, Andrews.
Julie, I look better than you even though I am 76 years old, Andrews.
Julie, I am both Mary Poppins, Maria Von Trapp and the Queen of Genovia, Andrews.
Julie, Queen of EVERYTHING, Andrews.
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draculoids:
do you know why we’re all single
we never forwarded those chain messages
One day...
Suzanne Collins: Would you like to write a book with me?
JK Rowling: Of course, why not?
Then...
Beginning of the book: Some characters die.
Middle of the book: Many characters die.
End of the book: All the characters died.
Then...
Steven Moffat: I would like to make a mini series based on your book.
turncoatgodhead:
i got 99 problems but ＳＵＭＭＯＮＩＮＧ ＳＡＴＡＮ ＡＩＮ＇Ｔ ＯＮＥ
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
hipster-robin:
running for your life from hollywood superstar shia labeouf
thelocalpaedo:
TAKEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
MEEEEEEEE
TAKE ON ME
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mypatronusisyou:
isecretlylikeonedirection:
...
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failbag:
guys like to complain about how hard it is to get a girlfriend and how they’re always being put in the ‘friend-zone’
maybe if they actually TRIED building an attractive nest out of pebbles they would find a female to mate with before the harsh winter came, did they ever consider THAT
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glitterflys:
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
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shootingstarwisher:
remember when mapcrunch
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
hal0andwholock:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
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hunnidthousand:
I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong.
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vampiresa:
The first time ever I saw your face...
I got bored of tumblr so I opened up a new tab and went to tumblr
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What's your fandom adventure? →
siribear:
scumbag-vanguard:
awkward-adept:
derping-sokka:
megumi-sc:
chief-williams:
officervakarian:
eightertrek:
wheresyourpippinnowbitch:
eastcollins:
I AM FUCKING SOBBING
excellent
Marty will go for ice cream with Simba and follow the Hobbits to Isengard.
And while we’re at it…
Ash will sit in Sheldon’s spot with Golem and fall down a well.
Rosalita de Justicia...
