bearsy: sometimes i look at my blog and think wow why do i have followers
Woman gives birth
Woman: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived
Amy Pond: The Girl Who Waited
Katniss Everdeen: The Girl On Fire
Me: The Girl Who Sits on Her Ass Every Day and Cries Over Fictional Characters
I thought the Cornucopia was supposed to be a huge...
becauseimakhajiit: She wears short skirts I wear T-shirts she’s cheer captain and I cry over the death of my favorite fictional character at 3 am
I kind of wish Cas had met Garth
demondetoxmanual: angel-kink: heavenandhellcastiel: because then he would have gotten a hug
takeafuckingsh0wer: NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
witch-breed: chickadeeinlovewiththesky: OH...
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
-parents come home from supermarket-
Anonymous asked: Describe in detail your first sexual experience.
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of... →
tunnnelsnakesrule: did you know that it is possible for two fictional male characters to be close friends without wanting to fuck each other
since1938: the bible has the worst fandom ever they can’t really help it a lot of established canon from season one was totally ignored in season two
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
Peeta: I remember when I first saw you.
Peeta: You're hair was in two braids instead of one and you were wearing a red plaid dress.
Katniss: ULTRA GAAAAAAAAAAAY.