June 2013
You know nothing, Derek Hale.: consider the bank. →
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You know, a few months ago this dude friend of mine showed up to hang out with me all dejected. Over a couple of drinks he explained his long face — earlier that night, he’d been walking down the street behind this really cute girl, and when she looked back at him over her shoulder,…
Row row row your boat gently away from me.
Simple & Clean: Rising Sun Remix
To celebrate, I found an old remix I thought was lost to the bowels of the internet a long time ago. Enjoy Kingdom Hearts fandom, and SING FROM YOUR VERY HEARTS!
it sounds like a fucking victory anthem
“No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves.”
—George R.R. Martin
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via quentynmartell)
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via quentynmartell)
Let me bring you a thing back
- blond= male
- blonde=female
- brunet=male or female
- brunette=female
- fiancé=male
- fiancée=female
Good day.
I did not know this.
its because these words are french and the supportive adjectives of males and females in french are different
“when your little girl
asks you if she’s pretty
your heart will drop like a wineglass
on the hardwood floor
part of you will want to say
of course you are, don’t ever question it
and the other part
the part that is clawing at
you
will want to grab her by her shoulders
look straight into the wells of
her eyes until they echo back to you
and say
you do not have to be if you don’t want to
it is not your job
both will feel right
one will feel better
she will only understand the first
when she wants to cut her hair off
or wear her brother’s clothes
you will feel the words in your
mouth like marbles
you do not have to be pretty if you don’t want to
it is not your job” —it is not your job | Caitlyn Siehl (via elle-emeno-pee)
asks you if she’s pretty
your heart will drop like a wineglass
on the hardwood floor
part of you will want to say
of course you are, don’t ever question it
and the other part
the part that is clawing at
you
will want to grab her by her shoulders
look straight into the wells of
her eyes until they echo back to you
and say
you do not have to be if you don’t want to
it is not your job
both will feel right
one will feel better
she will only understand the first
when she wants to cut her hair off
or wear her brother’s clothes
you will feel the words in your
mouth like marbles
you do not have to be pretty if you don’t want to
it is not your job” —it is not your job | Caitlyn Siehl (via elle-emeno-pee)
you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?
fucking FAKE POCKETS
THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
- Friend: How can you tell what season that clips from?
- Me: The hair.
if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would your starter be
