(Source: p-arselmouth)

where-the-heart-is:

People are always like, if murder was legal, I could still never kill anyone.

I could.

I could kill someone.

(Source: katspetrova)

laughingstation:

• that moment when one of your friends starts reading/watching something you’re obsessed with
• and you turn into a total freak
• WHERE ARE YOU AT
• WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE
• DO YOU SHIP MY OTP
• DO YOU HATE CHARACTER X HE/SHE/IT IS A BITCH
• WHAT PART ARE YOU AT NOW
• DO YOU LOVE MY BABY
• TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS
• 

(Source: johnnystorm)

pleasedontleadmeon:

bilius:

There’s something hilarious about being both a procrastinator and a perfectionist.

(Source: thea-stark)

steampoweredrocket:

SCREAMING

(Source: thehopefoolignorant)

repimg:

Jensen Ackles #41

battling-satan:

Mary had a little lamb,

Its heart was black as coal.

It crept into her room one night,

And ate her fucking soul.

(Source: thorhead)

(Source: noahpuckerman)

if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything 

(Source: readmor)

petewentzemolobster:

it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it

(Source: catching13fire)